Today's Poostar is Ciaran with 50 points. Magnificent Happy Luggage Day, Andy! Happy Cheese Day, Ciaran! Happy Kitchen Utensil Day, Edwin! Happy Cheese Day, Naomi!

Be sure to visit this page each day to see what sort of a day is in store for you and your fellow pooclubbers. And don't forget, if you want to find out why your prospects are as they are, just click on your name and "Stuff Today" will give you a more detailed breakdown on your prospects points.

Pooclubbers Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Ciaran   Magnificent 50   Illness 2    Naomi   Incredible 47   Reservoir Pulps 3    Jason   Good 28   Mrs Braithwaite 4    Andy   Promising 26   Fisting 5    Jim   Encouraging 25   Fat #1 6    Edwin   Fair 24   Mongolia (Mongolia) 7    Brian   Quite Good 23   Horse 8    Neil   Not Bad 22   Meh 9    Mike   Alright 16   Stereo 10    Carol   Poor 10   Devil Fish 11    Joel   Really Bad 9   Crappalot's Page 12    BM   Crap 8   National Curry Day 13    Ian   Crap 8   Hammersmith Apollo 14    LeeAnn   Crap 8   Ode To Steve 15    Kate   Depressing 5   The Diary Of Professor Von Schnittszeugen 16    Doctor   Terrible 2   Not Being Able To See My Cunt

And be sure to check out your "Recommended Reading"! This is a Shitespace poem or story which will be most relevant to you today. Heed its words.

Poopals Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Duane   Fair 24   Never Mind The Shrapnel 2    Jane   Sound 21   The French 3    Karl   Sound 21   Chocolate Poem 4    Sarah   Moderate 15   The Star That Lost Its Twinkle 5    Jemma   A Bit Iffy 12   Horseplay 6    Nathon   Awful 4   Shitty Ditty 7    Lucy   Terrible 2   What If Snot Was God 8    Shim   Abysmal 0   A Postcard From Cairo

Pookids Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Oscar   Bright 35   National Poetry Day 2    Mia   Great 34   Cuntlip Tidy 3    Tom   Great 34   Fat #1 4    Finley   Good 28   Thai Food 5    Corinne   Fairly Good 20   Shiter's Block 6    David   Reasonable 17   Transcending Pizza 7    Matthew   So So 13   Ode On Osama 8    Christopher   A Bit Iffy 12   The Breakfast Song 9    Kirstie   Dodgy 11   My Affliction 10    Jake   Poor 10   Educating Mucus 11    Jessica   Grim 7   Someone At My Door 12    Daisy   Grim 7   A Letter From Africa 13    Lily   Depressing 5   I Walked On My Hands But My Head Filled With Blood 14    Katrina   Awful 4   I Walked On My Hands But My Head Filled With Blood 15    Joshua   Terrible 2   I Walked On Cake And Ether

Poosterity Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Dave   Favourable 30   The Baron Of Dried Pulses 2    Graham   Not Bad 22   Great Fat Hairy Arseholes 3    Stef   Not Bad 22   Shitty Ditty 4    Ruth   Moderate 15   Printer Friendly Version 5    Matt   A Bit Iffy 12   Estate Agents 6    Marshall   Awful 4   Timothy Tibbles And His Rather Interesting Jaunts 7    Isabel   Awful 4   On Your Redundancy 8    Rachel   Terrible 2   Horse Poem

Weather: Today it will be Cloudy.

Today is a good day to lance that boil and a bad day to change your job.

Shitespace proudly presents the Poem Of The Day: Owed To Ayrton.

Poodate: 9317

It is an "Awful" day for pooclub.