Today's Poostar is Naomi with 66 points. Happy Mollusc Day, Mike! Happy Fish Day, Naomi! Pookids: Jessica will be 11,000 days old on Sat 21 March

Be sure to visit this page each day to see what sort of a day is in store for you and your fellow pooclubbers. And don't forget, if you want to find out why your prospects are as they are, just click on your name and "Stuff Today" will give you a more detailed breakdown on your prospects points.

Pooclubbers Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Naomi   Phenomenal! 66   Defenders Of The Free 2    Mike   Grand 31   On Your Abortion 3    Doctor   Favourable 30   Haddock 4    BM   Promising 26   Bike 5    Edwin   OK 19   Woodhouse Hippies 6    Ian   A Bit Iffy 12   War Is Bad 7    Andy   Poor 10   Stupid 8    Brian   Poor 10   Happy Chirping Sparrows 9    Joel   Poor 10   A Postcard From Cairo 10    Neil   Poor 10   Having A Movement 11    Jim   Really Bad 9   Finger On The Button 12    Carol   Crap 8   On Parking In My Space 13    Ciaran   Grim 7   Horseplay 14    Kate   Dire 6   The Young And The Brave 15    Jason   Abysmal 0   Arse 16    LeeAnn   Abysmal 0   The Pain Of Writing Shite

And be sure to check out your "Recommended Reading"! This is a Shitespace poem or story which will be most relevant to you today. Heed its words.

Poopals Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Duane   OK 19   Go East, Young Man 2    Jane   Mediocre 14   The Tale Of The Bothersome Turd 3    Lucy   Mediocre 14   Grimerick 4    Jemma   A Bit Iffy 12   When Reverend Tompkinson Got Tourettes 5    Shim   Really Bad 9   Further Education Sucks 6    Karl   Dire 6   Piss Flaps 7    Nathon   Terrible 2   A Song In my Heart 8    Sarah   Abysmal 0   Hippy Lament

Pookids Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Corinne   Magnificent 50   Happy Chirping Sparrows 2    Jake   Grand 31   Nice Things 3    Tom   Favourable 30   Shopping With Jesus 4    Katrina   Encouraging 25   Owed To Ayrton 5    Joshua   Fair 24   Goose 6    Jessica   Fairly Good 20   No. 49 7    David   OK 19   Meh 8    Lily   A Bit Iffy 12   Irrelevant 9    Kirstie   A Bit Iffy 12   Cuntlip Tidy 10    Finley   Dodgy 11   Nursery Shite 11    Daisy   Dire 6   Up My Arse 12    Mia   Dire 6   Whippet 13    Oscar   Depressing 5   Up My Arse 14    Christopher   Depressing 5   A Postcard From Paris 15    Matthew   Dreadful 1   Owed To Ayrton

Poosterity Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Dave   Awesome 61   Art 2    Ruth   Favourable 30   A Letter From Africa 3    Matt   Moderate 15   Nice Things 4    Isabel   Moderate 15   Horseplay 5    Stef   Moderate 15   God Bless The Little Sparrows 6    Graham   Awful 4   Being Smelly 7    Rachel   Terrible 2   People 8    Marshall   Dreadful 1   Where Have My Balls Gone?

Last day for posting St. Patrick's Day cards. Canberra Day (Australia) Scunthorpe Day (UK) Weather: Today it will be Dull.

Today is a good day to go shopping and a bad day to burgle your neighbour's house.

Shitespace proudly presents the Poem Of The Day: I Walked On Golden Sandwiches.

Poodate: 9365

It is a "Dire" day for pooclub.