Today's Poostar is BM with 55 points. Wondrous Happy Kitchen Utensil Day, Andy! Happy Luggage Day, BM! Happy Fruit Day, BM! Happy Cheese Day, Mike! Pookids: Jake will be 17 years old on Sat 1 November

Be sure to visit this page each day to see what sort of a day is in store for you and your fellow pooclubbers. And don't forget, if you want to find out why your prospects are as they are, just click on your name and "Stuff Today" will give you a more detailed breakdown on your prospects points.

Pooclubbers Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    BM   Wondrous 55   The Tale Of The Infested Toaster 2    Mike   Smashing 37   Fast Poem 3    Neil   Fine 27   Happy Chirping Sparrows 4    Andy   OK 19   Ode On Osama 5    Brian   Moderate 15   Is Anybody There? 6    Ciaran   Moderate 15   Song For Jiffy Condoms 7    Naomi   Moderate 15   Poo Medley 8    Jason   Mediocre 14   The Pain Of Writing Shite 9    Kate   Mediocre 14   Not Being Able To See My Cunt 10    LeeAnn   A Bit Iffy 12   A Boy's First Wank 11    Ian   Crap 8   Everything In Its Place 12    Doctor   Grim 7   Shitty Ditty 13    Jim   Grim 7   Owed To Ayrton 14    Edwin   Dire 6   Nursery Shite 15    Carol   Dreadful 1   Chairs 16    Joel   Abysmal 0   Bum Cracks

And be sure to check out your "Recommended Reading"! This is a Shitespace poem or story which will be most relevant to you today. Heed its words.

Poopals Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Nathon   Spectacular 60   Waiting For June 2    Sarah   Good 28   Waiting For June 3    Karl   So So 13   Over-Helpful Washroom Attendant 4    Jane   Dodgy 11   One Pound Stirling 5    Shim   Really Bad 9   What A Shame 6    Duane   Dire 6   Resting Poem 7    Lucy   Awful 4   Bouncing Baby Boys 8    Jemma   Appalling 3   On Your Diagnosis With A Terminal Brain Tumour

Pookids Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Lily   Fabulous 44   Irrelevant 2    Kirstie   Marvellous 38   Reservoir Pulps 3    Daisy   Marvellous 38   Kumquat Catastrophe 4    Finley   Promising 26   Jingle Bells 5    Oscar   Encouraging 25   It's Bollocks Being Pregnant 6    Katrina   Reasonable 17   Ill Ness 7    Joshua   Mediocre 14   Ode To A Small Dog 8    Corinne   So So 13   Beansprouts 9    Jessica   A Bit Iffy 12   The Bagel Stuffer's Son 10    David   Crap 8   Yorkshire Day 11    Mia   Crap 8   Happy Chirping Sparrows 12    Tom   Crap 8   Spring 13    Christopher   Dire 6   Die Like Elvis 14    Matthew   Awful 4   Ode To A Large Dog 15    Jake   Appalling 3   Heathers Exam

Poosterity Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Matt   Not Bad 22   Hum Bad Ripple Wrappers 2    Dave   Mediocre 14   Fisting 3    Ruth   Poor 10   Cheesy Cock 4    Graham   Poor 10   Crappalot's Page 5    Marshall   Poor 10   National Curry Day 6    Isabel   Crap 8   On Your Diagnosis With A Terminal Brain Tumour 7    Stef   Terrible 2   Cheesy Cock 8    Rachel   Abysmal 0   J.F.K.

10.00am Dublin - Liverpool marathon begins Weather: Today it will be Showery.

Today is a good day to go hunting and a bad day to quibble over something petty.

Shitespace proudly presents the Poem Of The Day: Fucked.

Poodate: 9226

It is a "Crap" day for pooclub.