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Pooclub Features

Pooclub is famed across the internet for its activities which never fail to stimulate its membership. Often, as an added incentive, a prize is offered for the winning entry of a game. The fact that not one winner has yet received their promised prize, or the difficulties of establishing fairly who the winner of a particular game is, has not put off our enthusiastic members from participating in pooclub features.

However, whatever your motivation, we feel sure that you'll find our features at least as thrilling as running into the sea with three bikini clad girls.

Caption Competition

Our ever popular competition has been running for many years now. To see a sample of previous captions, go to:

Caption Competition

Phrases & Their Origins

Want to know where expressions like "full of beans" or "kettle of fish" come from? Well, you can actually decide for yourself!

Phrases & Their Origins

Freecycle

Join your local freecycle group at www.freecycle.org and forward on to us the most amusing ones. At the end of each week there's a prize for the winner. Maybe.

Vegetable Of The Year

We are delighted to present to you pooclub's Vegetable Of The Year: Rhubarb. This is the vegetable that best represents pooclub this year and helps see us through those difficult times when one feels tempted to say something sensible, truthful or interesting.