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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 8942 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from stuff@pooclub.com because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Sunday 19 January 2025 ---------------------- Kill! Kill! Kill! Go on, kill a pooclubber in The Cull! http://pooclub.shite.org/vote The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- ARAGLIN (n. archaic) A medieval practical joke played by young squires on a knight aspirant the afternoon he is due to start his vigil. As the knight arrives at the castle the squires attempt to raise the drawbridge very suddenly as the knight and his charger step on to it. Poem Of The Day --------------- Further Education Sucks (Kate) What a terrible perversity Is going to university Full of trial and adversity What kind of silly loony Wants to go to uni A geek who's pale and puny And brain washed like a moonie So why not be more prudent And not become a student It's nothing but a poo cunt Get a life instead Of feeding useless rubbish into your head Go to bed Paint the town red Change your name to Fred Live in a shed Be dead But live life in elation Bugger education Seize control of a third world nation Get your tits out in the train station Don't get a B.A. It's gay Why read books all day When you could go out and play Or run around in a field pretending to be a horse and going 'neigh' Why fill your life with dismay Just for a future with a bit more pay When you could be out looking for your next lay Don't get a B.Sc. It's boring as can be Do nothing be like me Be free Sit at home watching Richard and Judy on TV And drinking tea Have a pea Or a pee Unlike education urination is free Practice chi Take e There are answers don't you see Unanswered by that Ph.D. Don't be silly Eat piccalilly Make a chili Marry a prostitute called Lily Wear something frilly On your willy Just get rid of those books Further education sucks. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) pooclub@shite.org pooclub admin
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