I fell in love with a horse one day
He chewed on grass and went 'neigh neigh'
He lived in a field all green and hilly
And he had a fucking massive willy.
Although the horse was thoroughbred
It was not that that turned my head
Nor was it his mane, so long and shiny -
But that his cock was far from tiny!
Black and shiny, thick and bony,
Oh how I love my little pony,
Upon the grass on my front lawn
I fuck my horse from dusk 'til dawn.