Today's Poostar is Jim with 46 points. Brilliant Happy Cheese Day, Andy! Happy Luggage Day, Carol! Happy Kitchen Utensil Day, Edwin! Happy Fish Day, Jim! Happy Fruit Day, Jim! Happy Fish Day, Kate! Pooclubbers: Ciaran will be 54 years old on Mon 25 November Celebrities: Happy Birthday Zoe Ball! 54 today!

Be sure to visit this page each day to see what sort of a day is in store for you and your fellow pooclubbers. And don't forget, if you want to find out why your prospects are as they are, just click on your name and "Stuff Today" will give you a more detailed breakdown on your prospects points.

Pooclubbers Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Jim   Brilliant 46   Prayer 2    Kate   Wonderful 43   Psalms 23 3    Edwin   Excellent 42   Mince 4    Carol   Good 28   The Deflowering Of Lady Hortense Fotheringay 5    Joel   Good 28   A Letter From Africa 6    Andy   Reasonable 17   No. 49 7    BM   Moderate 15   Scrubbers 8    Jason   Mediocre 14   Onward Boys 9    Mike   Mediocre 14   Die Like Elvis 10    Ciaran   Poor 10   Up My Arse 11    Naomi   Really Bad 9   On Your Exhumation 12    Doctor   Grim 7   I Love You 13    LeeAnn   Grim 7   The Lord's Prayer 14    Brian   Awful 4   Pooing 15    Ian   Appalling 3   The Prince Of Frest Fruit 16    Neil   Dreadful 1   Great Fat Hairy Arseholes

And be sure to check out your "Recommended Reading"! This is a Shitespace poem or story which will be most relevant to you today. Heed its words.

Poopals Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Jemma   Astounding 51   What A Shame 2    Duane   Excellent 42   Hangover 3    Sarah   Super 36   Mrs Braithwaite 4    Jane   Bright 35   Mince 5    Karl   Fairly Good 20   Tits 6    Lucy   Crap 8   S.T.D. 7    Shim   Grim 7   The Baron Of Dried Pulses 8    Nathon   Dreadful 1   The Zebra And The Flying Bus

Pookids Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Lily   Remarkable 40   Piss Flaps 2    Finley   Smashing 37   Jesus Was A Jew 3    Oscar   Great 34   Fire In The Sky 4    Daisy   Promising 26   Beansprouts 5    Tom   Fair 24   The Insect Ball 6    Kirstie   Mediocre 14   I Can't Be Arsed 7    Joshua   Poor 10   Onward Boys 8    Corinne   Really Bad 9   Fridge Freakout 9    Mia   Crap 8   Men 10    David   Grim 7   Stupid 11    Christopher   Grim 7   Zafira 12    Jessica   Dire 6   Finger On The Button 13    Jake   Dire 6   Beansprouts 14    Katrina   Depressing 5   Limerick #2 15    Matthew   Appalling 3   Git

Poosterity Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Dave   Magnificent 50   Cocks 2    Matt   Favourable 30   Poo Medley 3    Ruth   Encouraging 25   Bachelor Gay 4    Marshall   Fair 24   Shiter's Block 5    Isabel   Fairly Good 20   On Finding Out Everyone Thinks You're A Wanker 6    Graham   Reasonable 17   Stafford 7    Rachel   Poor 10   Owed To Ayrton 8    Stef   Poor 10   The Making Of Trout

Weather: Today it will be Cold.

Today is a good day to see your counsellor and a bad day to buy new underwear.

Shitespace proudly presents the Poem Of The Day: Over-Helpful Washroom Attendant.

Poodate: 8885

It is a "Promising" day for pooclub.