Today's Poostar is Kate with 31 points. Grand Pooclubbers: Happy Birthday Doctor! 75 today! Pookids: Happy K-day Jake! 6,000 days old today! Lily will be 8,000 days old on Mon 7 April Celebrities: Happy K-day Neil Young! 29,000 days old today!

Be sure to visit this page each day to see what sort of a day is in store for you and your fellow pooclubbers. And don't forget, if you want to find out why your prospects are as they are, just click on your name and "Stuff Today" will give you a more detailed breakdown on your prospects points.

Pooclubbers Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Kate   Grand 31   Ballet Sheep 2    Neil   Grand 31   A Tribute To Dermot Morgan 3    LeeAnn   Promising 26   Git 4    Brian   Fair 24   Washing Up In The Nude 5    Carol   Alright 16   The Zebra And The Flying Bus 6    BM   Mediocre 14   Heathers Exam 7    Ciaran   A Bit Iffy 12   I Walked On Golden Sandwiches 8    Mike   Dodgy 11   Lettuce 9    Doctor   Poor 10   Hippy Lament 10    Ian   Crap 8   On Your Eviction 11    Jason   Crap 8   Wet Gob 12    Jim   Grim 7   When 13    Joel   Depressing 5   Tree Hugging 14    Naomi   Depressing 5   Theme For An Imaginary Soap 15    Andy   Appalling 3   Fuck 16    Edwin   Dreadful 1   Timbuktu

And be sure to check out your "Recommended Reading"! This is a Shitespace poem or story which will be most relevant to you today. Heed its words.

Poopals Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Jane   Bright 35   Shitty Ditty 2    Karl   Grand 31   Ode On Snow 3    Shim   Alright 16   Sunday 4    Jemma   Really Bad 9   The Clags Of War 5    Lucy   Crap 8   Fairies 6    Sarah   Dire 6   Flying Vicar 7    Nathon   Depressing 5   On Your Exhumation 8    Duane   Dreadful 1   Estate Agents

Pookids Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Kirstie   Super 36   J.F.K. 2    Matthew   Beneficial 29   Chocolate Poem 3    Oscar   Fine 27   Gob Around A Sausage 4    David   Sound 21   Everything In Its Place 5    Christopher   Sound 21   Illness 6    Katrina   Fairly Good 20   Transcending Pizza 7    Jake   OK 19   Ode To Steve 8    Joshua   Reasonable 17   Ode To My Stapler 9    Jessica   Mediocre 14   Boredom 10    Tom   A Bit Iffy 12   The Glisten On The Aubergine 11    Corinne   Dodgy 11   Men 12    Mia   Poor 10   The Making Of Trout 13    Lily   Really Bad 9   Limerick #2 14    Finley   Crap 8   The Descent Of Man 15    Daisy   Depressing 5   Nob Gags

Poosterity Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Isabel   Marvellous 38   The Poetic Eels Of Lake Quimby 2    Matt   OK 19   On Finding Out Everyone Thinks You're A Wanker 3    Marshall   Reasonable 17   The Clags Of War 4    Rachel   Moderate 15   Beansprouts 5    Stef   Mediocre 14   Further Education Sucks 6    Graham   Poor 10   Horse Poem 7    Ruth   Depressing 5   The Tale Of The Busy King 8    Dave   Awful 4   Further Education Sucks

Archaic Embroidery Techniques Appreciation Day Weather: Today it will be Blustery.

Today is a good day to arse about and a bad day to stay in bed.

Shitespace proudly presents the Poem Of The Day: Judith Chalmers.

Poodate: 9019

It is an "Alright" day for pooclub.