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Sunday 13 October 2024
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Open season on Lucky Gypsy Flower Sellers starts today.

The Meaning Of Liff
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THURNBY (n.)
A rucked-up edge of carpet or linoleum which everyone says someone will trip over and break a leg unless it gets fixed. After a year or two someone trips over it and breaks a leg.


Poem Of The Day
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Further Education Sucks
(Kate)

What a terrible perversity 
Is going to university 
Full of trial and adversity 
What kind of silly loony 
Wants to go to uni 
A geek who's pale and puny 
And brain washed like a moonie 
So why not be more prudent 
And not become a student 
It's nothing but a poo cunt 
Get a life instead 
Of feeding useless rubbish into your head 
Go to bed 
Paint the town red 
Change your name to Fred 
Live in a shed 
Be dead 
But live life in elation 
Bugger education 
Seize control of a third world nation 
Get your tits out in the train station 
Don't get a B.A. 
It's gay 
Why read books all day 
When you could go out and play 
Or run around in a field pretending to be a horse and going 'neigh' 
Why fill your life with dismay 
Just for a future with a bit more pay 
When you could be out looking for your next lay 
Don't get a B.Sc. 
It's boring as can be 
Do nothing be like me 
Be free 
Sit at home watching Richard and Judy on TV 
And drinking tea 
Have a pea 
Or a pee 
Unlike education urination is free 
Practice chi 
Take e 
There are answers don't you see 
Unanswered by that Ph.D. 
Don't be silly 
Eat piccalilly 
Make a chili 
Marry a prostitute called Lily 
Wear something frilly 
On your willy 
Just get rid of those books 
Further education sucks. 


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