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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 8841 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from stuff@pooclub.com because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Thursday 10 October 2024 ------------------------ "Points Of View" Convention, BBC Studios (from 2:30pm) Featuring Barry Took impersonation pagent and Anne Robinson wink-alike competition. The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- THROUCKMORTON (n.) The soul of a departed madman : one of those now known to inhabit the timing mechanisms of pop-up toasters. Poem Of The Day --------------- Woman With Six Tits (Mike) I want woman with six tits Two are not sufficient. I need breasts that will befit A man in my position. A brace of boobs may satisfy The man out on the street. But I've a healthy appetite And I require more meat. My beer it comes in six packs My eggs by half a dozen. Why cannot this principle Be then applied to bosoms? I do not want three women Each with just one pair. I like to be monogamous, You can't say I'm not fair. So what is so unreasonable About my jug request? Perhaps a G.M. woman Could carry such a chest. But meanwhile I'll just fantasise And say, "Oh, what the heck!" And make do with my au pair Who's got arses round her neck. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) pooclub@shite.org pooclub adminWed 13 Nov 2024