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Tuesday 01 October 2024
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It’s a new month and a new round of Poochoonz begins.  Will this month’s choonmeister please introduce the game here:
http://pooclub.pbwiki.com/Poochoonz

The Meaning Of Liff
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SWANAGE (pl.n.)
Swanage is the series of diversionary tactics used when trying to cover up the existence of a glossop (q.v.) and may include (a) uttering a highpitched laugh and pointing out of the window (NB. this doesn't work more that twice); (b) sneezing as loudly as possible and wiping the glossop off the table in the same movement as whipping out your handkerchief; (c) saying 'Christ! I seem to have dropped some shit on your table' (very unwise); (d) saying 'Christ, who did that?' (better) (e) pressing your elbow on the glossop itself and working your arms slowly to the edge of the table; (f) leaving the glossop where it is but moving a plate over it and putting up with sitting at an uncomfortable angle the rest of the meal; or, if the glossop is in too exposed a position, (g) leaving it there unremarked except for the occasional humorous glance.


Poem Of The Day
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Sunday
(Andy)

I like to do my washing 
On a Sunday afternoon, 
Whilst flicking natural yoghurt 
At the ceiling with a spoon. 
I sometimes watch EastEnders 
Or stroll up to the green. 
But my favourite Sunday pastime 
Is to egg the T.V. screen. 

Sploitch. 


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