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Wednesday 25 September 2024
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Two days to Kate's birthday.

The Meaning Of Liff
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SPOFFORTH (vb.)
To tidy up a room before the cleaning lady arrives.


Poem Of The Day
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Pooing
(Kate)

A gaseous malodorous 
Stinking savage fart 
Was all that I could manage 
When I spread my cheeks apart. 

It wasn't brown or sloppy, 
It wasn't thick or long. 
Surreptitiously invisible, 
But it didn't half pong. 

I attempted urination; 
I squeezed 'til I was sore. 
But I couldn't coax my bladder, 
I just parped foul gusts some more. 

The queue outside the bathroom 
Was quickly getting longer. 
But I was fucked if I was leaving 
'Til I'd dropped a log-like ponger. 

I clenched my buttocks firmly 
And pushed with all my might. 
I growled and moaned and grunted, 
But still I couldn't shite. 

An hour passed - I gave up. 
I didn't stand a chance. 
I sadly left the bathroom 
Where I promptly shat my pants. 


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