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Friday 13 September 2024
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Papal visit to Ali's Couscous Parlour.

The Meaning Of Liff
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SLUBBERY (n.)
The gooey drips of wax that dribble down the sides of a candle so beloved by Italian restaurants with Chianti bottles instead of wallpaper.


Poem Of The Day
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On Making My Own Beef Burgers
(Kate)

Last night I made some burgers 
Myself, and for our tea. 
I never did make burgers 
Before last night, you see. 
I usually go to Safeway 
And get them from the freezer, 
Then take them to the cashier 
And pay for them with Visa. 

But last night I made burgers 
I made them straight from mince. 
I only made them yesterday 
I haven't made them since. 
I slowly kneaded salt in, 
(No reason to be hasty), 
And bugger me, those burgers 
Were really rather tasty. 

So next time you want burgers 
And go to use the phone 
To order up your burgers 
Why not try them at home? 
You only need some minced meat 
You don't need to be wealthy; 
A much cheaper alternative 
And really much more healthy! 


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