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Wednesday 28 August 2024
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Minging Day

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The Meaning Of Liff
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SHIFNAL (n.,vb.)
An awkward shuffling walk caused by two or more people in a hurry accidentally getting into the same segment of revolving door. A similar effect is achieved by people entering three-legged races unwisely joined at the neck instead of the ankles.


Poem Of The Day
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German Shepherd Dogs
(Kate)

German Shepherd dogs 
Sitting on my clogs 
Bearing the rods 
Of quintessential frogs 
Like to roll in after midnight 
And do a steaming big shite 
And go to bed 
And set fire to sheds 
And live up trees 
With anchovies 
And ducks and geese 
And Tibetan Buddhist monasteries 
And flying waiters 
With prockly alligators 
And closet garlic 
Snarlic 
Limp limp 
Jugular 
Snade. 


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