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Friday 16 August 2024
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Tar and feathering season opens for estate agents, students and people who whistle irritating tunes.

The Meaning Of Liff
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SCRAPTOFT (n.)
The absurd flap of hair a vain and balding man grows long above one ear to comb it to the other ear.


Poem Of The Day
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Warple
(Kate)

A khaki drumstool was my only friend 
When needles turned to hamsters 
Wailing ancestors shopping for tufts 
Among the champagne and canapes. 

Dougal frolicking with wistful companions, 
The sea is flopping sideways. 
Another camel is coming to tea. 
Where will he sit? 

Flip flops and merriment, 
Giraffes gather slarpy spoons. 
How much is that window? 
You crafty little bugger. 

Drollop and frollop and warble with wust 
And sheg in the heg if needs warther must. 
But croquet at teatime just wasn't the way 
And my khaki drumstool slithered away. 


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