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Tuesday 10 October 2023
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"Points Of View" Convention, BBC Studios (from 2:30pm) Featuring Barry Took impersonation pagent and Anne Robinson wink-alike competition.

The Meaning Of Liff
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CORFU (n.)
The dullest person you met during the course of your holiday. Also the only one who failed to understand that the exchanging of addresses at the end of a holiday is merely a social ritual and is absolutely not an invitation to phone you up and turn up unannounced on your doorstep three months later.


Poem Of The Day
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Tweep
(Kate)

The cold grey shipping forecast, 
That boomed around the shop, 
Had heeded to instructions, 
When confronted by the mop. 

Running through the autumn 
The cargo gently swayed 
And continued eating cakes 
That the Lub-Lub had just laid. 

The stairs were bent and loveless 
No gander wath the hoot, 
A lonely ship befriended 
By the hard heel of a boot. 

"John O'Groats, be with you! 
Now toss me to the shore," 
The Mandarin sang, he knew so well, 
As he bounced along the floor. 

Beacons they extinguished, 
God pulled up a chair, 
The smell of ulcers called amidst 
The sweetness of her hair. 

And so to end the fable, 
The night shook stormy red, 
And the lion shrugged his shoulders, 
And the Lub-Lub shook his head, 
And they both went off to bed. 


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