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Thursday 06 April 2023
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Archaic Embroidery Techniques Appreciation Day


Today's Pope
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Ciaran

Lent day number: 38 - see http://pooclub.shite.org/pope

The Meaning Of Liff
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TAMPA (n.)
The sound of a rubber eraser coming to rest after dropping off a desk in a very quiet room.


Poem Of The Day
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Not Being Able To See My Cunt
(Kate)

Being pregnant's such a bind, 
The piles give you a sore behind, 
My sagging tits are hanging low 
(They're still nice though). 

But one thing that I do abhore 
I just can't see my cunt no more 
Is it there beneath my tummy? 
Or does this tuna just smell funny? 

What IS that potent fishy smell? 
Perhaps it's haddock, I can't tell, 
I'm sticking out too far in front, 
Oh bugger me. It's my cunt! 

And now, alas, my heart is tore! 
I cannot see my cunt no more 
Is it there or has it flown? 
Perhaps it's grown. 

It could be red with yellow dots 
It could be pink with purple spots 
There really is no way to tell 
But it doesn't half smell. 


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