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Tuesday 07 June 2022
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St. Barry's Day
patron saint of door knobs

The Meaning Of Liff
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FAIRYMOUNT (vb.n.)
Polite word for buggery.


Poem Of The Day
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I Walked On My Own Feet A Bit
(Mike)

I walked on my own feet a bit 
It really was quite novel 
'Twas nice to take the air and leave 
My rancid scummy hovel. 
I'd been asleep a hundred years 
And missed a century 
And, oh, what wondrous things there were 
Around for me to see. 

A carriage minus horses 
A grape without a pip 
A little pill that sends you on 
A mind-expanding trip. 
An episode of Star Trek 
On a digital TV 
A frozen apple crumble 
From the hands of Sara Lee 

The internet! A site with poems 
That are completely Shite. 
A washing powder that can get 
Your clothes completely white. 
A plastic card that gets you cash 
Directly from a bank 
Magazines of naked chicks 
To help you have a wank. 

Then soon enough my day was done 
I staggered home to bed 
Another hundred years sleep 
I need to feed my head. 
And as I lay back down I thought 
Of all these glorious things 
Can't wait to see just what the next 
One hundred years brings. 


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