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Friday 04 June 2021
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The Meaning Of Liff
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NAUGATUCK (n.)
A plastic sachet containing shampoo, polyfilla, etc., which is impossible to open except by biting off the corners.

I Never Knew That
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Pound for pound, leopards are said to be seven times stronger than humans




Poem Of The Day
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Happy Chirping Sparrows
(Kate)

Happy chirping sparrows 
That live up in the trees 
Are at their most peculiar 
When you show to them your knees. 
Usually they're normal, 
They're feathered and they're grey, 
But when you get your knees out 
They'll never fly away. 

They start off chirping madly 
And flapping quite a lot, 
And then they get warmer, 
In fact hot. 
They cook just like a pan of chips 
Until they're nicely done, 
And when you put your knees away 
They die and go to heaven. 

The moral of this story 
Is simple but it's true: 
Don't drink or take drugs mate 
Or you might end up writing shite like this too 
About poo 
And that wouldn't do. 
I'd have to sue. 


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