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Wednesday 26 May 2021
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Labour Party Symposium on Poverty, Hotel Ca Coute Tres Cher, Seychelles.

The Meaning Of Liff
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MUGEARY (n. medical)
The substance from which the unpleasant little yellow globules in the corners of a sleepy person's eyes are made.

I Never Knew That
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Wheel of Fortune star Vanna White holds the record for putting her hands together approximately 140,000 times to clap




Poem Of The Day
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Flying Vicar
(Rachel)


I walked down the street amazed at the sight 
of my local vicar as high as a kite. 
A few of my friends called over to me, 
wearing their shades they were sat round a tree 
rolling a spliff and passing the bong. 
They were playing guitar and singing along. 
A stranger screamed out "What a beautiful day!" 
With a smile and a wave I went on my way. 

While strolling along I passed through a park 
I looked at the sky it was getting quite dark. 
Hundreds of people were gathered around 
in a big circle all sat on the ground. 
I wondered if this might have been a huge error 
as the looks on their faces were that of pure terror. 
When I got home I switched on the T.V. 
I knew that this was all down to me. 

Thousands had died 'cause they thought they could fly, 
the day I put drugs in the water supply. 


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