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Wednesday 11 November 2020
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Earwig season opens today

The Meaning Of Liff
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DRAFFAN (n.)
An infuriating person who always manages to look much more dashing that anyone else by turning up unshaven and hungover at a formal party.

I Never Knew That
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The fastest running bird is the Ostrich, which has been clocked at 97.5 kilometres per hour




Poem Of The Day
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I Walked On My Hands But My Head Filled With Blood
(Kate)

I walked on my hands but my head filled with blood, 
And my palms were all scabby and covered in mud, 
And I bumped into things, as I walked back to front, 
I must be a bit of a cunt. 

I walked on my hands but my head went all funny 
My pockets tipped up and I lost all my money 
I bit off my tongue as I ran for the bus 
And now I am covered in pus. 

I walked on my hands but my head felt all queer 
I couldn't sit down and kept dropping my beer 
And after a while I just thought 'sod this' 
I was sick of drinking piss. 


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