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Monday 30 March 2020
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Today's Pope
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Naomi

Lent day number: 29 - see http://pooclub.shite.org/pope

The Meaning Of Liff
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STURRY (n.,vb.)
A token run. Pedestrians who have chosen to cross a road immediately in front of an approaching vehicle generally give a little wave and break into a sturry. This gives the impression of hurrying without having any practical effect on their speed whatsoever.

I Never Knew That
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Ballroom dancing is a course at Brigham Young University in Utah




Poem Of The Day
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Let's Swap Snot
(Mike)

Let's swap snot.
What a lot I've got.
Up my nose
Is its repose
But you can have the lot.

It may sound rather funny
But mine is loose and runny
Yours is stiff
And firm, what if
We swap some for no money?

And then they'll balance out.
The contents of our snouts
Will have good consistency
It makes so good sense to me.
Both of us winners, no doubt.

They'll say we're a couple of flookers
But I want to do it with you 'cos
Someone who manages
Their nasal passages
Sure is a master of mucus.

They'll say we're a couple of fogies
A disgusting pair of old toadies
They won't understand
Exactly how grand
It is to play with your bogies.

So let's give it a shot
I don't care a jot
What they say
So, what the hey,
Let's swap snot.


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