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Wednesday 11 December 2019
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St. Vitus Dance Awareness Day

The Meaning Of Liff
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NOTBOURNE (n.)
In a choice between two or more possible puddings, the one nobody plumps for.

I Never Knew That
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The average adult has approximately six pounds of skin




Poem Of The Day
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The Zebra And The Flying Bus
(Kate)

The multi-fingered zebra 
Stood quietly by the road, 
Watching pigeons flying by 
And squirrels scuttling past. 
The night was dark and misty, 
And zebras don't have torches. 
The moon was its illumination, 
The light by which it counted its fingers. 

The wind blew hard, 
The rain fell down, 
The pigeons stopped mid-flap. 
The squirrels turned to jellyfish, 
And the zebra caught its bus. 

The bus was full of emus, 
They were cynical and old. 
The baby ostrich cackled 
Sinisterly. 
The zebra felt uneasy - 
The bus was getting faster, 
Faster. 

Then in a crash of thunder 
The bus flew up and up, 
Flattening the stationary pigeons 
And startling the squirrels. 
The multi-fingered zebra smiled, 
And exploded. 


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