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Wednesday 11 September 2019
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ANNIVERSARY
(1979) Little and Large fined £3,000 for destroying 54 Grade II listed jokes during their summer season in Llandudno.

The Meaning Of Liff
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IPSWICH (n.)
The sound at the other end of the telephone which tells you that the automatic exchange is working very hard but is intending not actually to connect you this time, merely to let you know how difficult it is.

I Never Knew That
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All of the Peking ducks in the United States are descendents from three ducks and one drake imported to Long Island, New York in 1873




Poem Of The Day
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Bouncing Baby Boys
(Joel)

Get a pair of pantyhose
Not stockings, no, but tights
A baby in each leg of those
And bounce from left to right

Bounce them  down between your legs
Over arm and under shoulder
Bounce them til they crack like eggs 
And they're sure to get no older.


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