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Saturday 27 July 2019
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POO DAY! 
Anniversary of Pooclub
2000

The Meaning Of Liff
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GRINSTEAD (n.)
The state of a lady's clothing after she has been to powder her nose and has hitched up her tights over her skirt at the back, thus exposing her bottom, and has walked out without noticing it.

I Never Knew That
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The name for insect poop is frass




Poem Of The Day
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Waiting For The Codeine To Dissolve
(Kate)

The first one plops, fizzes and begins to fade away
Before the second has even left its pouch,
Like a miracle of science in my kitchen.
The second, not so miraculous, crumbles to dust as it
leaves the packet.
Snow-fall of white powder on the table.
Oh no. 
Chaos.

With hands like congealed semolina, clammy and disobedient,
Frantically waving, wiping, scooping,
Must . . . not . . . loose . . . any . . .
  Must . . . not . . . loose . . . any . . .
Until finally all is captured and -
Into the glass at last! 

And now to wait.

Waiting bad.
Head wrong. Wrong head.
Numb pain.
Dizzy and sick. 
Too big. 
Bed. Bed.
Too late.
Beg… Please hurry.

Finally it settles in a mist of beautiful clarity.
Each iridescent bubble a marvel.
Each drop survival.
And now to drink.

Bollocks that tastes rancid. 

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