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Sunday 09 June 2019
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St. Ignatius's Day
patron saint of leering

The Meaning Of Liff
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FARNHAM (n.)
The feeling you get about four o'clock in the afternoon when you haven't got enough done.

I Never Knew That
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Copper is the second most used metal in the world.




Poem Of The Day
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An Unhealthy Obsession With Fish
(Kate)

You say I have an 
unhealthy obsession with fish, 
and that I seek psychiatric 
assistance is your wish, 
so, you envisage me sitting 
by a fishy fish-filled pond. 
What? Do you think of tackle 
and of nets I am fond? 
Or that I sit and secretly watch fish flying? 
Is this what you are implying? 

As if, as if, as if I would! 
Fish need privacy and I am good 
at understanding and recognising their needs 
because I live in Leeds. 
Fish capital of the world! 
Fish capital of the universe! 
To perch and cod and plaice and kipper I bow. 
To shark and haddock I am not adverse. 

You say I have an 
unhealthy obsession with fish? 
I say you have 
a short memory and an empty dish. 

Here is the tale... 
I see you have gone quite pale... 
(Oh yes) 

I recall a dark time long ago. 
A book which you would often show... 

Oh no! 

I've said too much! 

Fish 
Fish Fish 
Fish Fish Fish 
Fish Fish 
Fish 

I hoped that by now you had forgotten. 


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