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Thursday 07 March 2019
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Feast of St. Ivel cheese portions.


Today's Pope
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Ciaran

Lent day number: 2 - see http://pooclub.shite.org/pope

The Meaning Of Liff
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BROUGH SOWERBY (n.)
One who has been working at that same desk in the same office for fifteen years and has very much his own ideas about why he is continually passed over for promotion.

I Never Knew That
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Parma ham is only Parma ham if it is made in the Parma region of Italy. The British chain supermarket Asda, made and packaged its own "Parma ham" and was successfully sued by the real Parma ham people (Parma Ham Trade Association)




Poem Of The Day
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Nice Things I Like
(Kate)

I like walking in the sun 
I like nibbling on a bun 
It's nice when I don't have to run 
I like having fun. 

I like drinking lots of beer 
I like smoking lots of gear 
I'm happy when the sky is clear 
And when the chip shop is near. 

I like lying in my bed 
I like the fact that I'm not dead 
I like getting off me head 
And bread. 

I like a bit of chocolate cake 
I like the shape of a garden rake 
I like jewels that are not fake 
I like hake. 

All these things are really nice 
I'm sure you will agree 
But none of them are quite as nice 
As me. 


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