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Thursday 07 February 2019
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Borrowing stuff with every intention of giving it back Day

The Meaning Of Liff
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BELPER (n.)
A knob of someone else's chewing gum which you unexpectedly find your hand resting on under a desk top, under the passenger seat of your car or on somebody's thigh under their skirt.

I Never Knew That
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The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns




Poem Of The Day
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Modern Poetry
(Kate)

When times were then 
And men were men 
A pound of ham 
In Amsterdam 
Upon a hill 
Of dollar bills 
Inside a cave 
Beneath the waves 
The Goddess sits 
With silicone tits 
She tells it like it is. It's: 

"When times were then 
And men were men 
A pound of ham 
In Amsterdam 
Upon a hill 
Of dollar bills 
Inside a cave 
Beneath the waves 
They play all night 
In the Ship of Shite. 
Right?" 

Calling: 

Oh boaty boat 
Oh boaty boat 
They do not care 
To give their vote 
You do not have a winter coat, 
Have you yet received my quote?" 

(Quote 'In the land of the spongy orange the pharoah cannot climb.' 
Heed this and float.) 

The leaves were fall'n, the sky was black 
The clouds hung down in threads, 
The mermaids killed with steady hands, 
And voices voices voices voices voices in their heads. 

Oh boaty boat 
Oh boaty boat 
They do not care 
To give their vote 
You do not have a winter coat, 
Have you yet received my quote? 

Oh loathsome echo, why must you always fall behind me? 

Oh boaty boat 
Oh boaty boat 
Are you man 
Or are you goat? 
You take your victims by the throat, 
They don't deserve to get your vote. 

Sea shore shore she sea she see-saw sore see she saw she saw sea shores 
surely. 

The sky was beef, the sea was gravy - 
Shall I join the royal navy? 
I'd wear a lot of white 
Pants so tight 
Feel alright 
Fly a kite 
Catch a bite 
Say goodnight 
Start a fight 
Oh 
What 
A 
Delight 


The sun was red the clouds ate them 

The mermaids grew legs 

The sea dried up 

We all sleep. 


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