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Thursday 06 December 2018
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It's Today!
In 1534, Nostradamus predicted that this day would occur.

The Meaning Of Liff
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WINSTON-SALEM (n.)
A person in a restaurant who suggest to their companions that they should split the cost of the meal equally, and then orders two packets of cigarettes on the bill.

I Never Knew That
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The first lighthouse built in the USA was in Boston, MA in 1716




Poem Of The Day
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Sqezy
(Jemma)

A washing up product 
By the name of "Sqezy" 
Pisses me off - 
It does not please me. 

The reason being 
A simple mistake 
That such a company 
Should not make. 

It actually 
Contains no "u". 
What appears after 
The "S" and "q"? 

If you look very close 
You'll realise 
Why such a product 
I despise. 

In the first verse 
You'll notice "please me" 
Doesn't really rhyme 
With Sqezy. 

I think that it should 
Be spelt with "k". 
"Q" should fuck off 
And go away 

Back to "u" 
Where it belongs. 
I hate Sqezy 
And it pongs. 


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