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Wednesday 31 October 2018
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Feast of St. Abdul the Bet-Hedger.

The Meaning Of Liff
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TRISPEN (n.)
A form of intelligent grass. It grows a single, tough stalk and makes its home on lawns. When it sees the lawnmower coming it lies down and pops up again after it has gone by.

I Never Knew That
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The average human head weighs about eight pounds




Poem Of The Day
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Jingle Bells
(Kate)

Jingle Bells 
My cunt smells 
Must be all the sores. 
There's been at least 
A thousand men 
Between my foul bomb doors. 

Ohhh! Jingle Bells 
My cunt smells 
It's seeping pus like glue 
It must have been 
That bloke with the clap. 
God knows I've had a few. 

Seeping down my thighs 
With the stench of rotting flesh 
Dribbling down my legs 
Lumpy and unfresh. 
Oh what fun we have 
As we pick out all the scabs. 
I leave a trail of yellow 
All around the Ladies' lavs. 

(sing) Jingle Bells 
My cunt smells . . . etc. 


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