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Monday 15 October 2018
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Bollocks Day

All Poochonz nominations should be submitted.  It is now time for the choonmeister to deliberate over this month’s offerings.
http://pooclub.pbwiki.com/Poochoonz

The Meaning Of Liff
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TIDPIT (n.)
The corner of a toenail from which satisfying little black deposits may be sprung.

I Never Knew That
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There is a Harley-Davidson that was designed as an exact replica of a hamburger




Poem Of The Day
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Leeds
(Kate)

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*The Royal Park Hotel
 - the finest outlet of beers and salted peanuts in Leeds.

I know what people think of 
When they think of Leeds. 
They think of stretching beaches 
And a gentle summer breeze. 
They think of summer sunshine 
And spiky palm trees, 
And bronzed and well-toned girlies 
In bikinees. 

Yes, I know what people think 
When they try to picture Leeds. 
They think of talking parrots 
Munching sunflower seeds, 
Of ice-cream and risotto, 
And buzzing honey bees, 
And happy little children, 
And charitable deeds. 

Oh, I know what you are thinking 
When you're thinking about Leeds, 
But I'd like to put you straight now 
To put you at your ease. 
Unless you're a bit strange, 
Or have Alzeimer's disease, 
You'll agree that Leeds 
Is fucking crap. 

Except the Royally*. 


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