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Sunday 29 July 2018
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TONIGHT'S TV
BBC2 starts 6 week season of old news bulletins featuring Robert Dougal.

Who will be in next month’s Cull?  Let's take a look.
http://pooclub.shite.org/candidates

The Meaning Of Liff
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RECULVER (n.)
The sort of remark only ever made during Any Questions.

I Never Knew That
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Saturday is the most popular day for people to eat out in the United States




Poem Of The Day
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Curry Poem
(Victor)

Curry, curry 
Curry curry curry 
Curry, curry 
Curry curry curry. 

When you're feeling low and glum 
Put tandoori in your tum. 
Had some yesterday, 
Now I'm feeling bright and gay. 

Hotter than a hot thing, 
Longer than a piece of string, 
Nan like a duvet, 
Saw one in a movie. 

For a laugh 
Eat it in the bath. 
Get chili on your willy, 
You would feel very silly. 


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