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Wednesday 02 May 2018
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The Meaning Of Liff
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MALIBU (n.)
The height by which the top of a wave exceeds the height to which you have rolled up your trousers.

I Never Knew That
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Over 170,000 Indians from 210 tribes live in the Brazilian Amazon Rainforest




Poem Of The Day
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Dining At The 'Y'
(Mike)

I'm dining at the 'Y' tonight 
There's sushi on the menu. 
I don't just lick my lips 
When I'm at my favourite venue. 
It's up the Salmon Canyon 
On the edge of Tuna Town 
It's a place I'm always welcome 
And I'd never let it down. 

A tasty bit of clam I like; 
It really perks me up, 
And nibbling on the olive whilst drinking 
From the furry cup. 
The special vinaigrette that pours 
Upon the luscious lettuce 
Never leaves me any doubt 
About what my best bet is. 

I went there just a week ago 
But had a bad surprise 
All was soused in ketchup 
And it wasn't very nice 
Tonight I'm told it's good and clean 
And for the second course 
I'll bring along my special brand 
Of salted tartare sauce. 

So if you're feeling peckish 
And you want a bit of muffin 
Or a tasty bit of kipper 
I will tell you this for nothing. 
The only place to go to if you 
Want some hairy pie 
Is up the Velcro Triangle - 
Go dining at the 'Y'. 


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