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Sunday 03 December 2017
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Anniversary of the invention of the telephone by Leonardo Da Vinci, 1612.  
It was not until Alexander Graham Bell invented the second telephone that the invention took off.  
Unfortunately when Alexander Graham Bell rang up Leonardo Da Vinci he found that he'd been dead for 300 years.


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The Meaning Of Liff
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EVERSCREECH (n.)
The look given by a group of polite, angry people to a rude, calm queuebarger.

I Never Knew That
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Every year, 50,000,000 automobiles are produced in the world.




Poem Of The Day
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Piss Flaps
(Kate)

Pissy pissy piss flaps
Flapping in the breeze
Pissy pissy piss flaps
Attracting wasps and bees
Pissy pissy piss flaps
Wider than a welly
Pissy pissy piss flaps
Nasty, soiled and smelly.

Pissy pissy piss flaps
Damp and moist and gooey
Pissy pissy piss flaps
Covered in strange gluey
Pissy pissy piss flaps
Pissy as can be
Pissy pissy piss flaps
Stinking of stale wee.


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