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Friday 11 November 2016
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Earwig season opens today

The Meaning Of Liff
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MEATHOP (n.)
One who sets off for the scene of an aircraft crash with a picnic hamper.

I Never Knew That
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Corn Flakes were invented after Will Keith Kellogg and his brother Dr. John Harvey Kellogg set about developing a nutritious cereal for the patients of a health resort in 1890




Poem Of The Day
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Underwear
(Mike)

Today has gotta be the day
That I've gone and filled my pants with poo
By now I should've somehow
Realised that I'd need the loo
I don't believe that anybody
Walks the way I do. I can't sit down.

Brown seat, the word is on the street
That the power in my fart is out
I'm sure you've smelled it all before
But now it's really up your snout
I don't believe that anybody 
Walks the way I do. My pants are brown.

And all the turds I've had to crap are clinging
And all the shite hangs from my cheeks all minging
There are many ways that I could
Have stopped this follow-through
But it's too late now
Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me?
And anyway
You're my underwear.

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