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Thursday 22 September 2016
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Nobel Prize for Hairdressing announced today

Poochoonz nominations are now closed.  The choonmeister’s verdict is due to be delivered.
http://pooclub.pbwiki.com/Poochoonz

The Meaning Of Liff
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KETTLENESS (adj.)
The quality of not being able to pee while being watched.

I Never Knew That
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A Connecticut Toy maker, Herobuilders, sells action figures of President George W. Bush, Islamic militant Osama bin Laden, New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani and British Prime Minister Tony Blair, which are all major figures tied to the September 11, 2001 WTC attacks




Poem Of The Day
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Sex Poem
(Victor)

Enough hormones to sink a cruiser, 
Ended up down the boozer. 
Sex, to be really frank, 
Usually is just a wank. 

It's said to be given by God 
Which is odd. 
That such a source of torment 
Should be heaven sent. 

If you're feeling a little frisky 
Drink whisky. 
If for a shag you gag 
Light up a fag. 

We all hope for brilliant sex 
With or without special effects. 
Normally it's pretty tame, 
Your inhibition is to blame. 

Often it goes too fast. 
Mind you once I had a blast. 
It was just bloody fantastic. 
Now I am a sexual spastic. 


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