Drivel Of Yore

Daily Drivel - Poodate: 5863


+++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++

The Daily Drivel is being updated!

Yes, that's right.  We know you've been enjoying the 
Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is 
rather in need of a lick of paint.  That's why we have 
produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling 
publication called Stuff Today.  Loyal readers of the 
Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been 
receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today.  
However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and 
equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it 
might have ended up in your spam folder because your email 
client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is.

So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive 
email from stuff@pooclub.com because some day pretty soon 
Daily Drivel is going to end.

I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with 
the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the 
old, no matter how cherished it is.  I'm sure you'll agree 
that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today 
even more than you have the Daily Drivel.

+++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++

Monday 15 August 2016
---------------------
Feast Of Clive

All Poochonz nominations should be submitted.  It is now time for the choonmeister to deliberate over this month’s offerings.
http://pooclub.pbwiki.com/Poochoonz

The Meaning Of Liff
-------------------
HERSTMONCEUX (n.)
The correct name for the gold medallion worn by someone who is in the habit of wearing their shirt open to the waist.

I Never Knew That
-----------------
Every second, 8000 Coca-Cola Company products are consumed in the world




Poem Of The Day
---------------

It's Bollocks Being Pregnant
(Kate)

It's bollocks being pregnant 
I don't care what they say 
It isn't 'sweet' or 'natural', 
Not in any way. 
You can't stand up for back ache 
You can't sit down for piles 
A journey to the corner shop 
Feels like you've jogged for miles. 

It's rubbish being pregnant 
It's nothing but a bore 
Your tits feel more like boulders 
With nipples that are sore, 
You walk just like a hippo 
When you are up the spout, 
Oh how I wish the bastard thing 
Would hurry up and slither out. 


Links
-----
For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this:
  http://pooclub.shite.org/map

Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here:
  http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel

The Shit At The End
-------------------
If you’ve received this email it’s either because the
‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been 
selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander 
into the pooclub forum.  
If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect 
it by editing your poopages account here:

  http://pooclub.shite.org/account

or change your mailing options in the forum here:

  http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub

or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. 
(Please quote your user id)

  pooclub@shite.org

pooclub admin