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Tuesday 24 May 2016
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The Meaning Of Liff
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DUNTISH (adj.)
Mentally incapacitated by severe hangover.

I Never Knew That
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Termites do more damage in the U.S. ever year than all the fires, storms and earthquakes combined. They do an average of $750 million in damage annually




Poem Of The Day
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Woman With Six Tits
(Mike)

I want woman with six tits
Two are not sufficient.
I need breasts that will befit
A man in my position.

A brace of boobs may satisfy
The man out on the street.
But I've a healthy appetite
And I require more meat.

My beer it comes in six packs
My eggs by half a dozen.
Why cannot this principle
Be then applied to bosoms?

I do not want three women
Each with just one pair.
I like to be monogamous,
You can't say I'm not fair.

So what is so unreasonable
About my jug request?
Perhaps a G.M. woman
Could carry such a chest.

But meanwhile I'll just fantasise
And say, "Oh, what the heck!"
And make do with my au pair
Who's got arses round her neck.

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