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Thursday 19 May 2016
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Today's Birthday:
Pete (I hope I die before I get old) Townshend, 1945.

Kill! Kill! Kill!  Go on, kill a pooclubber in The Cull!
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The Meaning Of Liff
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DULUTH (adj.)
The smell of a taxi out of which people have just got.

I Never Knew That
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In the UK, one third of accidental deaths that happen occur in the home




Poem Of The Day
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What Katy Does
(Mike)

Where does Kate address her geese? 
In the gardens of Belize. 
Attentively they stand for yonks 
Then when she's done respond with honks. 

Where does Kate put on her coat? 
Behind the wise old nanny goat 
Who checks to see the tail's not creased 
And only then is Kate well pleased. 

How does Kate control her fridge? 
It's always wandering on the ridge. 
I think she feeds it lime and gin; 
It's always got a joyful grin. 

Why does Kate eat cottage cheese? 
It stops her foaming at the knees, 
It keeps her armpit hair in place 
And stops it wandering 'cross her face. 

What does Kate do when she's bored? 
She dresses up as Anna Ford. 
Before her cat she reads the news 
And then next day it all comes true.


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