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Thursday 28 April 2016
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St. Alban's Day
patron saint of St. Alban's

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The Meaning Of Liff
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DETCHANT (n.)
That part of a hymn (usually a few notes at the end of a verse) where the tune goes so high or low that you suddenly have to change octaves to accommodate it.

I Never Knew That
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The scarlet tanager, a songbird native to Illinois, can eat as many as 2,100 gypsy-moth caterpillars in one hour




Poem Of The Day
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Cheese
(Jemma)

It took place one evening 
When I was quite pissed. 
Kate left Glen's room 
While her cat sat and hissed. 

She said she was getting 
A lovely surprise, 
But when she returned 
She made me close my eyes. 

My senses were baffled; 
My mouth opened wide. 
What lovely delights 
Might Kate have inside? 

Then all became clear 
As the cheese touched my tongue. 
It was Shropshire Blue, 
Yum yum yum yum yum yum. 


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