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Saturday 06 February 2016
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Doris Day

The Meaning Of Liff
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BEDFONT (n.)
A lurching sensation in the pit of the stomach experienced at breakfast in a hotel, occasioned by the realisation that it is about now that the chamber- maid will have discovered the embarrassing stain on your bottom sheet.

I Never Knew That
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The life expectancy of a $100 bill is nine years




Poem Of The Day
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Chocolate Poem
(Victor)

Chocolate is fine, it is good. 
Eat it when you think you should. 
Have some when it's hot 
And when it's not. 

Spread it on the road like tar, 
Lick it up when you're in the car, 
Fill a swimming pool with Rolo 
Great for playing water polo. 

Buy a box the size of a house, 
Share it with a mouse. 
Buy it by the kilogram 
Have it instead of ham, jam, Spam and lamb. 

Chocolate is the spawn of the Devil, 
He is my friend I call him Neville. 
Eat this grub 
In the company of Beelzebub. 


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