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Saturday 09 January 2016
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Bum Hair Appreciation Day

The Meaning Of Liff
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AINDERBY STEEPLE (n.)
One who asks you a question with the apparent motive of wanting to hear your answer, but who cuts short your opening sentence by leaning forward and saying 'and I'll tell you why I ask...' and then talking solidly for the next hour.

I Never Knew That
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97% of all paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine




Poem Of The Day
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Tractors
(Kate)

Meringue Meringue 
My peanuts and my anchovy 
Hip hip hooray 
In my little house 
Oh now my small mouse 
Squeek! Hark! 
The nibbling chomper 
Scarpers. Quick! Catch up! 
Oceans of chamber candles 
Moistening heartily 
Framptious helicopters hover 
Over the choppiness (with glee). 

Sit down on the flagpole 
Oh yes it's my camera 
Joy to the world when there came 
That bold camel brown hatch 

Shug the wain wo 
Shug the wain wo 

Momp Momp. 

Cark. 


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