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Wednesday 30 September 2015
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The big ship sails on the "Alley-Alley-Oh" today (whatever that is).

The Meaning Of Liff
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SUTTON and CHEAM (nouns)
Sutton and cheam are the kinds of dirt into which all dirt is divided. 'Sutton' is the dark sort that always gets on to light-coloured things, 'cheam' the light-coloured sort that clings to dark items. Anyone who has ever found Marmite stains on a dress-shirt or seagull goo on a dinner jacket (a) knows all about sutton and cheam, and (b) is going to tome very curious dinner parties.

I Never Knew That
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The only bone fully grown at birth is located in the ear




Poem Of The Day
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Hammersmith Apollo
(Kate)

If the thought of going to London
Ever seems appealling,
Pop in to Hammersmith Apollo,
See the huge cunt on the ceiling.

It's a good 40 foot long,
Maybe 15-20 feet wide,
With inner and outer flaps,
And red carpet stuff inside.

I stood beneath it in awe,
And let out an admiring sigh,
And I swear something warmish and sticky
Dripped into my eye.

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