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Saturday 22 August 2015
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National "Tits Out" Day

Poochoonz nominations are now closed.  The choonmeister’s verdict is due to be delivered.
http://pooclub.pbwiki.com/Poochoonz

The Meaning Of Liff
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SCULLET (n.)
The last teaspoon in the washing up.

I Never Knew That
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The property (ID, Facts) VALUES on the Monopoly game board are the same today as they were in 1935




Poem Of The Day
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Cat Poem
(Victor)

If you drop a cat from height 
It will always land upright. 
They are for sure effete 
But they land on their feet. 

Surely this is a metaphor for the species, 
Felix domestica does just what it pleases. 
They are the premier beast 
In my house at least. 

Other animals lead lives of trial 
Pussy Cat would run a mile. 
Let's compare the being of this chap 
With animals whose existence is crap: 

When Ptarmigan lives in cold glen 
Cat sits in front of the fire, then 
Poor Rabbit must eat its own poo, 
Cat once put a worm in my shoe. 

In waters dank and drab live Bream, 
Cat has two helpings of cream. 
On our plate is the fate 'Des boeuf et mouton' 
Cat sleeps upon his futon. 

Porcupine, Spiny Anteater and Hedgehog have itchy prickles, 
Cat lies on his back for tickles. 
For Dog disobedience is a sin, 
Cat tortures Small Bird and Mouse for a grin. 


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