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Monday 06 July 2015
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Lemon Meringue Pie Day

The Meaning Of Liff
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PIMPERNE (n.)
One of those rubber nodules found on the underneath side of a lavatory seat.

I Never Knew That
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Turtles can breathe through their butts




Poem Of The Day
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Devil Fish
(Rachel)

The biggest fish in all the world 
is living in my brain. 
He swims around from side to side; 
it's driving me insane. 
I've tried my best to coax him out; 
I've even bribed the twat, 
But he keeps on feeding on my thoughts 
and, God, he's getting fat. 
I've tried to be so good and pure 
(I'm sure I heard him snigger) 
and with every evil thought I have 
that fish is getting bigger. 
He speaks to me, that BASTARD fish, 
and orders me about. 
He makes me do all kinds of stuff, 
my huge satanic trout. 


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