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Walking Alone
Lisa
I walked alone on the path today
Finding random people that liked to pay
For sexual acts and elephants - grey;
But sadly, I only found two.

One was the (now old) Miss Mary Mack
(The one with the buttons all down her back).
She'd fallen off her elephant with a terrible whack;
And now lies sideways to go to the loo.

The other was a small man named Bill
Who had punted a whore on the hill.
He assumed she'd have taken the Pill;
And now has a kid with no one to sue.

The lesson I learned as I walked alone
Was not to avoid sitting on a cone...
But rather to leave sexy elephants alone;
For you never do know what you're getting.


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