Vommed On The Bus
Kate Rancid
Somebody vommed on the bus.
I promise you it wasn’t us.
The 72
(But at least there’s no poo).
Somebody vommed on the bus.

They made everybody get off,
So that no one got covered in boff.
In rush hour as well,
What a shivering hell.
They made everybody get off.

Eventually another bus came,
Which looked exactly the same.
Now on it I sit,
Waiting for someone to shit.
How I wish I had just caught the train.

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