I'll tell you how much I like trees ...
I love them when I'm on my knees
I love them with my legs akimbo
I love them when I'm in the disco

I also love them when I'm nude
And covered in all kinds of food
And when I'm dancing in the rain
And even when in loads of pain

I love trees when very drunk
And occasionally when smoking skunk
Often when I'm dressed in drag
But mostly when I'm having a shag.


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