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The Breakfast Song
Mike Stools
This can be sung to to the popular dance choon "Heads, shoulders, knees and toes". Altogether now...

Eggs, bacon, beans and toast,
Beans and toast.
Eggs, bacon, beans and toast,
Beans and toast.
Sausage, mushrooms, tea, tomatoes.
Eggs, bacon, beans and toast,
Beans and toast



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