Kate Rancid
Oh dearie me, oh dearie me,
I don't mean to be blunt,
But I've got V.D. infection
And it's eating out my cunt.

My fanny once was pretty,
Quite trim and not that smelly,
But now it smells like rotting flesh
And looks like a pig farmer's welly.


This is where we're going to put a load of adverts in the absurd belief that we might actually make a bit of money out of this site.