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Sqezy
Jemma Spackerlegs
A washing up product
By the name of "Sqezy"
Pisses me off -
It does not please me.

The reason being
A simple mistake
That such a company
Should not make.

It actually
Contains no "u".
What appears after
The "S" and "q"?

If you look very close
You'll realise
Why such a product
I despise.

In the first verse
You'll notice "please me"
Doesn't really rhyme
With Sqezy.

I think that it should
Be spelt with "k".
"Q" should fuck off
And go away

Back to "u"
Where it belongs.
I hate Sqezy
And it pongs.



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