Spam Poo
Kate Rancid
Oh fiddle de dee
Oh fiddle de dum
Please can you help me
There's some Spam up my bum
It gives me the shitters
As it turns into fritters
Can I interest you please sir in some?

Oh fiddle de da
Oh fiddle de doo
It comes out in lumps
When I go to the loo
If you are hungry I'll give some to you
Oh please won't you help me
I've got the Spam-poo

Spam poo is edible
Spam poo is clean
Spam poo is healthy
It's perfectly lean
Spam poo is wonderful
Spam poo is fun
Spam poo is nice
It comes out of my bum


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