Princess Margaret
Zen Joel
Goodbye princess Maggie
You were a wondrous lush
Your sister is a boring cow
And your mother's mind is mush

You're the second princess to pop her clogs
The royal women seem to falter
Will your mum make it through the funeral
Or drop dead at the altar?


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